Real Popes never retire.

Real Popes never retire.

Pope Ron Jeremy poses with President Kanye West and First Lady Kim Kardashian.

Pope Ron Jeremy poses with President Kanye West and First Lady Kim Kardashian.

Thinking dirty thoughts…

Thinking dirty thoughts…

Merry Christmas from Pope Ron Jeremy!

Merry Christmas from Pope Ron Jeremy!

Pope Ron Jeremy poses with President Lil Wayne.

Pope Ron Jeremy poses with President Lil Wayne.

Pope Ron Jeremy welcomes South Korean pop sensation PSY to the Vatican.

Pope Ron Jeremy welcomes South Korean pop sensation PSY to the Vatican.

Pope Ron Jeremy welcomes Jeremy Lin to the Vatican.

Pope Ron Jeremy welcomes Jeremy Lin to the Vatican.

Pope Ron Jeremy and Alex Jones meet to discuss the fight against the New World Order.

Pope Ron Jeremy and Alex Jones meet to discuss the fight against the New World Order.

Pope Ron Jeremy presents Prime Minister Pauly D with a special gift.

Pope Ron Jeremy presents Prime Minister Pauly D with a special gift.